Mom Jokes by Lisa Beth Johnson & Phoebe Bottoms

Author:Lisa Beth Johnson & Phoebe Bottoms
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Portable Press
Published: 2021-03-09T00:00:00+00:00

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Does telling your kids that their Elf on the Shelf went out for a pack of smokes and never came back make you a bad mom?

Asking for a friend.

I still get a lot of R&R as a mom: Ranting and Raving.

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I could be dead, and my kid would still ask me if they could “look at my phone.”

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Wednesday morning before school, my son asked if we could “have Saturday again,” and now I think he could be president.

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My kids decide whether or not they hate the food I buy for them based on how much money I’ve already spent on it.

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